What do I believe in? In addition to lowering taxes, I believe in a future in which government and businesses do not compete, but form alliances. With the nearly limitless value of advertising, especially given the success of certain methods of advertising on the Internet, we can form a new deal between capitalism and government that will sustain our economic future and ensure that our military has the funding it needs to be the world's best in science and technology. The deal would train workers whose jobs are due to become obsolete into a new class of workers trained to anticipate and evolve for the future without wasting time attempting to catch up with outsourcing and vertically-integrated companies. We need to think more like a successful but extremely large corporation. The alliance could wonders in the field of international aid, in which government-assisted corporations, advertising, a firm belief in the value of craftsmanship in design, and the lessons we've learned from the Internet over the years could raise enough to make significant contributions to each individual on earth who could benefit from such assistance. I have ideas that could result in sums that could support third-world countries with consistent payments of aid for years or possibly centuries.
By outlawing firearms, we can save those who would have been killed by an easily-available weapon. By ensuring social justice is not limited to state-wide victories, we can ensure that all Americans maintain their rights and are treated with respect. And by devoting more of the federal budget to social welfare programs, we can keep our working-class able to afford healthcare and possibly college. Because of military strategy, less of the federal budget should be devoted to military operations; instead, we should classify all of our operations and ensure that all military budget information is classified as well.
I'll admit that I believe that outlawing abortion is equivalent to saving lives, partly because a fetus's chance of survival outside the womb can be greatly increased with science--for example, the research on amniotic tanks is so far advanced that I believe that they'll be available within my lifetime. When I chose the Democratic Party, I had assumed that our unity for social justice issues made us the majority, even if we all had different opinions on the state of international politics, religion, and taxes. I became a Republican again when I came up with ideas that would seem to make money come out of nowhere, making it possible for the greatest dreams of both parties to come true: we could have a government that's able to support its people without over-taxation; we could have victories in all the social justice campaigns I've supported over time; and we could save those who cannot save themselves by not allowing fetuses to be aborted.
I am a Republican, a social justice activist, and a citizen with a lot of novel ideas on how to make America and the world safer and more prosperous.
I apologize for not going into more detail. I promise you that my ideas, if enacted by another country before ours, could significantly jeopardize our chances at safety by becoming a new world superpower.
I apologize once more to my friends, who probably find it impossible to have a political or philosophical conversation without my awkwardly pausing, unsure of what to say without giving away information that is classified or probably should be.
Also, I learned from The Big Bang Theory that any of you could secretly be a spy for a country working against American interests. The Recruit's a good movie to watch if you want to learn more about why I don't trust people. Sorry to be so paranoid, but you never know what kind of (spy) bugs a person could be carrying. Like I remember a TV show or movie once saying, any kid playing Risk in his parents' basement could [be the next president or world-saving politician].
